Miss. Talbot
Miss. Talbot
Miss. Talbot
She's as chubby as can be
When she walks
And when she talks
Her Flabby flaps
Like a big bumble bee

As she licks her lips
Her dry crusty lips
As she bitches at you
And she rolls around on her rolly chair
Cause she can't get her rolls
Off her seat
And when she takes her shower
She has to lift them up
To clean underneath
And she can't
So she doesn't
That's why she's so obese

She can't get a male
Or a woman, for that matter
And you should watch out
Because she perfers female
So she looks up porn on the internet
(Although it was just the water cycle)
She has a fetish for science
And ponytails
Cause it reminds her of Cowgirls
In the west
Cause everythings bigger
In Texas

And this boy
Tyler Nix
Loves to get his kicks
On Miss. Talbot's
Route 66
Cause everything's bigger
In Texas

As she wobbles down the way
The whole universe has a quake
Everything has a shake
Tyler giggles
And whispers
"She's a penguin"
She roars in anguish
And bitches again
As Tyler mumbles
His spainglish
Se rolls her rolls over him
Like a slug in a rug
And Tyler secretly likes it
Cause everything's bigger
In Texas!!!